Season 6.5, Quiz #36

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June 7th, 2012

SCORES

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A Honey Badger Ate My Team 5800

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 5500

Rectum? Damn Near Killed ‘Em! 5500

May Contain Nuts 5100

Lemming Suicide Pact 4800

Blood, Sweat and Beers 4800

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 4700

Winner Is Coming 4700

Don’t Piss On My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining 4700

Les Quizerables 4600

Anal Polyps 4600

Smelly Cat 3500

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STANDINGS

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Lemming Suicide Pact 172,750

Blood, Sweat and Beers 140,950

Hey Man, Nice Marmot 140,650

Quiz On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me 129,850

 

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CONGRATULATIONS to A Honey Badger Ate My Team for winning the $120 pot last night and for sweeping the current champs by a nice even 1000 points. I implore you to use your winnings to purchase at least one of each of the candies (per person obviously, I mean come on, you have $120) from last night’s picture round (well, the ones still in production… not so sure about the last one on there; while it was just about the tastiest damn thing ever I don’t think I’ve seen it anywhere in like 15 years…) And on to:

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TEAM NAME SHOUT-OUTS 

Rectum? Damn Near Killed ‘Em! because I skip giving you guys a shout out at least once a month so as to curb any outcries of favoritism but seriously you guys should have jobs that require you only to come up with hilarious anal-centric team names for various group activities.

A Honey Badger Ate My Team because you used the old trick of implementing an animal (technically it’s supposed to be a rodent but weasel-like creature evidently also works) in your team name in order to topple the reigning champs.  Also, the honey badger sort of fell off the radar a bit and I thank you for bringing him back.

TEAM ART

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This weekend may you NOT stuff any dead animals and make them into helicopters.

Your quizmistress,

Kabrina

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